Pie Hole

Snippet 1 mentions 'obnoxiously drunk crowds' suggesting a lively bar-adjacent atmosphere, but provides no explicit description of noise levels; other snippets focus on food quality and service without addressing loudness.

• Google review— Zach Jonessource ↗

  “If you are a fan of weird, obnoxiously drunk crowds coming straight from Shade’s next door, this is the pizza joint for you! The people watching here is absurd it was like witnessing the Star Wars cantina in real life. As for the pizza, that’s the only redeemable quality about t…”

• Google review— ken barlowsource ↗

  “I preordered my pizzas and they come on time but we ordered one cheese and one combination and we got two cheese and they both looked horrible. My wife was so mad she went to the restaurant and complained and they didn’t do anything to remedy the bad pizza and wrong order. They …”

• Google review— Oscar Velozsource ↗

  “As a Real Estate Agent traveling back and forth between Salt Lake City and Las Vegas, I always make time to stop at The Pie Hole Pizzeria in downtown Salt Lake. It’s one of those local spots that never disappoints, great atmosphere, quick service, and consistently delicious pizza…”

• Google review— Tracy Treiblesource ↗

  “Our dinner plans went haywire and we ended up at Pie Hole. I think we arrived during a rush because the selection was a bit sparse but we opted for the potato bacon and pepperoni. The crust was thin, reminiscent of NY style pizza--over all pretty good. The cheese tasted like good…”

• Google review— Addi Hewlettsource ↗

  “Dave Portnoy doesn’t know what he’s talking about! This place is delicious! 😛🍕🤤Maybe it’s because he only got a cheese pizza… I got a pepperoni & BBQ chicken and they were both AMAZING! My husband got potato bacon and he loved flavor combo. Dough was excellent, it was cooked p…”

Inferred from public reviews and articles on 5/26/2026. Real reader submissions take priority — add your own above to refine this.